that awesome feeling when you know that despite not talking to a friend everyday or even after a very long time that you’re both still cool
where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from
From inside ourselves.
fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me
Someone’s got a bone to pick.
Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with
if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras
find someone who looks at you the same way mark ruffalo looks at paul rudd
TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?
Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?
TSA: why do u always do this?